Last week, I had the pleasure of looking after George (age 6), while his elder brother went off to the orthodontist. George, with all the seriousness of a future rock legend, informed me that for his next birthday—still a few months away—he wanted an electric guitar. Why? Because he was starting his very own rock band.
Naturally, I asked if I could join. First choice: drums. "No," he said firmly. That was already reserved for Charlie (another brother).
Alright then, what about guitar? "No," George replied. "Jack’s doing that. And so am I."
Fine, fine. Singing, then? A sharp shake of the head. Jack’s on vocals, too.
Running out of options, I suggested the keyboard. At this, George rolled his eyes so hard I thought they might disappear into next week. "Nan," he sighed with all the patience of a true artist explaining life’s basics, "it’s a rock band."
So, I asked, “Well, is there any room for Nanny in this band of yours?”
He chewed his lip thoughtfully, then, after some deep six-year-old deliberation, said: "Okay, you can be the cameraman."
So folks, if in the not-too-distant future you spot a new rock band storming the scene—with a granny lurking behind a camera—you’ll know it’s me. And front and centre, giving it some serious welly, will be George and his merry band of brothers.

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